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Kayla’s Guaranteed Horoscopes

Kayla’s Guaranteed Horoscopes
March 21, 2017 Comments Off on Kayla’s Guaranteed Horoscopes

By Kayla Beardslee Arrows (March 21- April 19) A romantic relationship will blossom. Depending on how you feel about waterskiing, sushi, and murder, this relationship may or may not be yours. Tyrannosaurus (April 20 – May 20) We all need ... Read More »

Give Me My Goddamn Cookies

Give Me My Goddamn Cookies
February 21, 2017 Comments Off on Give Me My Goddamn Cookies

This is not an attack aimed at the owners of the MHS ¬†Mustang Mall. This is simply my way of venting my hunger- induced anger. It was a sunny Tuesday, and I had not eaten since the previous evening. My ... Read More »

Alternative Facts: Medford High Edition Week 1

January 27, 2017 Comments Off on Alternative Facts: Medford High Edition Week 1

Devin Bombino and Sam Graves will be releasing alternative facts from Medford High weekly. Keep in mind, the facts you hear are not always 100% factual, so we are presenting the student body with some “alternative” ones. Dr. Perella is ... Read More »